..favorite quote..

Another quote from my awesomely sarcastic friend Lindsey. Check out her blog at http://lindseysrantings.blogspot.com/. Readers be warned.

Tasha: "Everyone just assumes I have had sex! What? Do I look like some kind of giant whore or something?!"

Lindsey: "No no no. If you're young and single and good-looking people just assume you've had sex. It's a good thing. When people are shocked that you HAVE had sex, THAT'S when you should worry."

I'll take that as a compliment.

..favorite quote..

*Just another day sitting in the basement at our old house*

(conversation between Gray & Josh)

Josh: "Tasha's boobs are mine"
Gray: "No, they are mine"
Josh: "I had them first!"
Gray: "Uh... no... Actually, I had them first!"
Josh: "Well... then why don't you use them!?"

Yep. That's my life.

..sunday quote..

Another favorite:

(about halfway into our midnight trip to Jackson Hole last summer):
Lindsea: "Gray's already asleep.."
Tasha: "Shocking..."
Lindsea: "Yeah. He's always the first person asleep..."
Josh (dead serious): "You know what that means right?"
Tasha/Lindsea: "What??"
Josh: "...small penis"

Hehe. :)

..sunday quote..

I love quotes. Last summer, our friends group started a respective "quote wall" to remember everything we say. Because... we're witty. It's true. I'm gonna start picking some of my favorite old ones, and some new ones that are sure to come along over this summer. This is my favorite one from a girl I worked with last summer. Hilarious is she.

We were cleaning one day and Lindsey found a plastic crown in the drawer of the front desk at our office -

Lindsey: "this is really small. maybe it's meant for a child"
Me: "haha. yeah. I'm not sure how many crowns they make for adults nowadays"
Lindsey: "Yeah well, with all your gays, you would know"


:)