1) People that come into restaurants 10 minutes before they close. I've never actually WORKED at a restaurant, but this still bugs me. 10 minutes before you leave your job don't you have things cleaned up? Let's be honest, at my job I have things cleaned up, my computer is off and my purse is sitting on my desk with my keys next to it. READY TO GO. So how about you think about that next time you walk into Chipotle's at 9:55 on a weekday? ESPECIALLY if you have a group of people with you. Poor little guys.
2) Leaving the shower curtain open in the bathroom. This might come from my mom's OCD. When I was growing up, if we showered and didn't shut the curtain after we were done, the wrath of Momster would be placed upon you. No one wants to look in your shower. I don't want you looking in my shower. CLOSE THE DAMN CURTAIN.
3) People who call people fat when they are OBVIOUSLY not fat. This ties into "People who call themselves fat when they are also OBVIOUSLY not fat". When we are watching tv and you tell me "Um... that girl is thick" and she is 12 sizes smaller than me? I WILL shoot you a dirty look and then refuse to talk to you for the rest of the evening. Even if I laugh at you, I do not think you are funny. That is my way to keep from ACTUALLY stabbing you in the jaw (which is what I am contemplating doing everytime you say it). If you think you really need to say that stuff, say it to someone that is not a good 8 to 12 sizes bigger than the person you are talking about.
4) Straight boys that act gay. Or gay boys that act straight. It gets confusing. I would prefer to not date a gay boy. I have fallen in love with them one to many times and refuse to be tricked again. Either act gay or straight. Don't mix and match.
5) People who use "I've just been so busy" as a reason not to keep in touch. You're busy? Who isn't busy?Life is busy. I make time to keep in touch with the people that I want in my life. It's not hard, especially with all the technology these days. I can send a text in 1.3 seconds. I doubt that what you are doing is that pressing that sending a text message would derail your whole life. But when I don't hear from you for a good 2 to 3 weeks, I assume you died. Make note.
6) Crushes. It's all there in the name. CRUSH.
7) Summer and Winter. Weird? Yeah. I know. I hate winter for the obvious reason: I hate snow. I hate it. I don't think it's pretty. I don't think its fun. No. I think it's a pain in the ass to not be able to drive from point A to point B without knowing if you are going to die on the way there. Not fun. Another reason to hate winter: Bulky clothes. You have to wear sweaters and jackets and scarves and 18 layers under all of that here in Good Old Utah. I am bulky enough thankyouverymuch. I hate summer for the exact opposite reason. It's too damn hot. My makeup melts off my face and I look like I have rosatia. I want to cover up my fat arms but I hate tan lines. I get invited to pool parties and have to fake sick *cough* so I don't have to go hang out with all of the skinny bitches in swimsuits. Yeah. Not a good time.
I'm kind of a downer today. Sorry about that! :)
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
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