..10 things i am quite possibly addicted to..

1) Let's start with the most obvious. Facebook. ADDICTION. Quite possibly to the point of being unhealthy. Stalking? Usually illegal. On Facebook? THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOOORRRR. Yup. And everything everyone does is on that first little page when you log in. Information at the touch of a button. Amazement. BTW - MySpace sucks. I deleted mine. Facebook is the new MySpace (which I totally called 4 years ago before it went huge. That's right. I set trends).

2) Surveys. All the information that you NEVER EVER wanted to know about me? I am sure I have done a survey for it. I'm sure I have done every survey on Facebook/MySpace/anyotherwebsiteyoucouldpossiblyfind two or three times. Do people make fun of me for it? Yes. Do I care? Not in the least. Chances are if you make fun of me for it, I do more of them just to spite you. That's the kind of person I am. Deal.

3) More to Love. Now... TECHNICALLY, I haven't actually SEEN the tv show. Just the commercials for it last night. Premise: Girls that are NOT a size 2 (like all the other reality dating show contestants on tv) Bachelor style. Um... Yes. I am not a size 2. I am not a size 12. Neither is half of America. Probably more than half. However, all reality tv contestants? Size 2. MAYYYYBBBEEE 4. Unless you are on one of those tv shows where they are making fun of you, you don't see REAL girls looking for love. So anyway... Saw the preview for it last night. Starts in July. I WILL be addicted to it. It could possibly make me cry. The only thing I want to know is why I wasn't invited to the casting call. Hmm...

4) Growing my hair out. I used to have long hair. Ass long. I got sick of it one summer and couldn't get into a salon to get it cut for a few days. My dad got sick of me whining about it and took some scissors to it. Chopped it to my shoulders. Yeah. Traumatizing. Since then I have really only had short hair. I've been growing it out since... Octoberish and IT JUST ISN'T GROWING FAST ENOUGH. Bah. I have been taking prenatal vitamins because someone told me that it helps your hair grow. Really? The only thing I've noticed is that my rack is getting bigger. That is not a negative thing because I feel it makes my waist look smaller, but... I WANT LONG HAIR DAMMIT. So yes, it has become an obsession.

5) Twitter. This kind of ties into the whole "I love facebook stalking" thing. I have a few friends on there, but for the most part I am just following celebrities. Are they the ACTUAL celebrities? Probably not. But I like to pretend they are. The only downside to Twitter is that when your friends tell you they are doing something to get out of hanging out with you, and then you get a Tweet that they are actually hanging out with your sworn enemy? Um... Time to get new friends. Maybe.

6) Textsfromlastnight.com. OMG. I think this is my favorite thing that I've come across in the last... well... ever. Probably because I have a handful of people that most of these text COULD be from. *cough* Michael *cough* You go that website and tell me that you aren't crying tears of laughter in like 4 minutes and I will happily stab you in the jaw. HILARIOUS.

7) My nephew Tristen. Yes. He is 7 months old and the cutest baby of all time. I know lots of people say that, and I could be bias, but LOOK AT HIM:

Anything cuter than that? No. Seriously. He is just getting to that stage where he is starting to "talk". Mostly it's jibberish, and he just laughs all the time. He is the first "grandchild" in our little family of me and my brother and I don't even care that my YOUNGER brother is more than likely going to get married before me, because I have this little button of a nephew. I can't get enough of him.


8) Twilight. I know, I know. Big surprise. I can't help it. I blame my mother. She read them first and for a year she was like "You have to read these books!" and I was like "Vampires? No. Never. Hate them." But when I was living alone and being depressed last year, I finally borrowed them from her and... she was right. I do love them. I am not sure WHY exactly I love them, maybe because I haven't dated anyone in so long that a vampire boyfriend sounds damn good right now. Yep. Will take anything. Moving on. I've read the books way too many times to count & I'm okay with that.

9) Jen Lancaster. She is the author of "Bitter is the New Black", "Bright Lights, Big Ass", "Such a Pretty Fat" and "Pretty in Plaid". HILARIOUS. If you like chick lit (and you should), I definitely recommend it. She also has a blog: jennsylvania.com, and she is seriously one of those people that I know I would be best friends with if we were ever to meet in person.

10) Going to the Gym. HA! Fooled you. This is something I am HOPING to become addicted to. Right now I am at the point where I hate it. LOATH it. Just while I'm doing it though. Afterwards I feel wonderful and want to go home and eat healthy food. But while I'm there, I am pretty much screaming at Jesus for creating fat people. Yeah. I said it. But I really do have it in my goals to get "healthier" (read: skinny). I'm working on it and people have been telling me I'm looking good (but again, this could also be do to the fact that my knockers are getting bigger from the prenatals). But we shall see. :)